So I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned in the past that, I’m not the most “coordinated” person in the world.
I’m telling you, every week brings a new injury.
I get bruised, scratched, burned, smacked, stubbed, and more day after day.
To add insult to injury (in a literal way) I have the skin of a Parian German doll. You see the damage instantly.
Just this past week I almost got a black eye (from the previous volleyball tournament I wrote about), almost lost a toenail to the sliding glass door of my closet, I got a huge black bruise on my butt, hands, and jaw from falling in the kitchen at work, I’ve gotten multiple bruises from pinching wars I get into with my boyfriend… and just now I got head butted hard in the chin by my husky because I tried picking her up in a way she didn’t agree with.
Yes, it is true: the ones we love most can also hurt us the most.
My chin is currently throbbing proof of that.
So, for all my fellow clumsies… be safe, carry compresses (cold & hot) and be super careful. You never know what could be the final blow. -Dee